shelbyhoving asked: Are you really, haha?
memewhore: toocooltobehipster: Ginger people always have really nice hair and the best hairstyles.
holey-like-a-saint: Here’s to the end of a shitty year. Good riddance. Here’s to hoping that 2012 will not suck as much.
Nobody to kiss at new years?
savvycaptain: Um. Hi You can kiss me.
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
Dad: Why aren't you doing the football pool?
My brother: Welp, I'm gay. So if its not about ballet or cat then well I'm not in.
i'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Double barrel buck shot
Going to the North-Western/A&M game. Look for me on tv!
When your leg gets itchy in skinny jeans